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Had a takeaway round at Michéle’s
Jezz and I ordered a Chinese takeaway from Chine Garden, Mitcham and as a surprise to Michéle, paid for it. We picked it up on route to hers and spent the evening with her and Mabel. A lovely evening.
So thrilled for Da
Finally, our dear sweet sister gets a new car. She’s been driving around, for all the years we’ve known her, in a car that has played every role from school mini-bus to removal van, from grocery delivery mobile to… well, you get the idea. In fact, the only thing it hasn’t been is an ice…
I’m just not sure
Shopping in B&M will often show you brands you recognise, but then suddenly a new or different flavour. Turkish Delight, cherry flavour has been the best so far, but these are Aero Melts, only Neapolitan Ice Cream flavour. But what it actually is, is a bag of buttons that are milk, white and strawberry flavoured….
Two more Wade Whimsies
Whilst out cruising some charity shops in Farnborough, waiting for Nik to have her tattoo done, I stumbled upon a few more Wade Whimsies and even found a couple that are not currently in the collection. The first is the ‘Whoppa’ of the Alsatian, or German Shepherd, and it’s showing as worth £19.95 on Etsy….
I should’ve done this from the beginning
Jezz bought me a shiatsu massager and until now, it’s been in the lounge for everyone to use, when they visit. Well, shuffling things around, it was his idea to fix it to my desk chair and as I type this, I’m having a full back massage with rotating heated balls running up and down…
COMA: The new best TV show ever
I’ve decided Jason Watkins is my favourite actor of all-time and this thriller is so epic, that I’ve made it my favourite show. I am chilled to the core with how frightened Jason Watkins plays his role, and I’m frightened by Jonas Armstrong’s character.
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2 November 1924 – 12 April 2008
“The biggest loss in my life that is… my dear father. He continues to live on inside of me: with his laughter in my mind and his love in my heart. Broken and lost, I spend the never-ending task of picking up the pieces… and re-living some of my most cherished memories that have Dad in them.” ~ Wayne
This section of the website is a tribute to those who have been near and dear to me during their life but have now passed on.
On Saturday 6th November 2021, Jezz and I got married. It was also a celebration of Jezz’s 50th birthday and our 21st anniversary.
This page has links to almost all the mini-videos that I have created over the years. Some are humorous, some nostalgic or feature a particular event, and some are in memory of a loved one.
This page is all about the cars that I have either had the privilege to drive or ones that I have owned or co-owned. Some of the photos are of the actual car but of the ones where I didn’t take a photo at the time, I have had some fun trying to find one that best matches the car.
Here’s a page of photos created from using an iPhone app called Halftones that started a trend of photo editing in comic strip style, just for a laff.
waynealton.com has its own recommendations page: if there’s a business you’re after, then have a look to see if we used a company in the same line of work from someone… if they were fab, they’ll be on this page!
We would like to remind our infrequent visitors of the “Previous Quotes” page. Some folk have contributed to waynealton.com over the years without even knowing it! The Previous Quotes page is all about wacky, hysterical, inappropriate and even beautiful statements that have been said by mostly those near and dear.
I’m in love with my underwear… what can I say?