LATEST NEWS

 OCT  7 THU 

Again, Jezz surprises me with another gift. While having a small splurge on ASOS, buying some new clothes, he added this fabulous Gant polo shirt.

 OCT  5 TUE 

Jezz treated me to a bottle of Thierry Mugler's NEW Alien Man Fusion, 100ml eau de toilette bottle. It's bloody gorgeous!

 SEP  18 SAT 

Jezz came home with these beautiful roses and freesias for my room. Awe.

 SEP  12 SUN 

Jake made these great stones of love. I've been waiting to buy the right spray varnish for them so that they can be kept in the garden. I finally bought it and sprayed them today and they are now in pride of place. Awe... thanks Jakey, my handsome boy.

 AUG  31 TUE 

Look at this gorgeous photo sent to me via text from my grandson, Jake. He said it reminded him of me. Awe. I love him so much.

 AUG  21 SAT 

I bought an entry-level mini projector on Amazon and it arrived within 12 hours. It's an Elephas 2021 Projector with Wifi and mirror screening. It was £89.99. 

 AUG  14 SAT 

Jezz bought me a cute "on air" red neon sign for my room. It was from Mankind in Kingston. I love it!

 AUG  14 SAT 

It's 3am and I've finally completed the new Timeline page. It's a little primitive in its functionality, but it does list items chronologically, through the years and then in date order.

<< Older entries are in the 'On This Day' page >>

RESIDENT PAGES

MY DADDY

12 November 1924 - 12 April 2008 "The biggest loss in my life that is, and always will be... my dear father. He continues to live on inside of me: with his laughter in my mind and his love in my heart. Broken and lost, I spend the never-ending task of picking up the pieces... and re-living some of my most cherished memories that have Dad in them." ~ Wayne

REMEMBERING FOREVER

A page dedicated to those who have been near and dear to me and that have passed on. 

VIDEOS

This page has links to almost all of the mini-videos that I have created over the years. Some are humorous, some nostalgic or feature a partocular event and some are in memory of a loved one.

HM-MA-NA

A controversial page dedicated to men with a certain attraction as they go about their day. As well as my own contributions, many photos that appear are submitted by fans of the page.

BOTTOMS UP

Similar to the hm-ma-na page but these photos are from online and feature some naked bottoms too. 

DRIVEN

This page is all about the cars that I have either had the privilege to drive or ones that I have owned or co-owned. Some of the photos are of the actual car but of the ones where I didn't take a photo at the time: I have had some fun trying to find one that best matches the car.

HALFTONES

Here's a page of photos created from using an iPhone app that started a trend of photo editing in comic strip style, just for a laff.

RECOMMENDALTONS

waynealton.com has its own recommendations page: if there's a business you're after, then have a look to see if we used the same line of work from someone... if they were fab, they'll be on this page!

PREVIOUS QUOTES

We would like to remind our infrequent visitors of the "Previous Quotes" page. Some folk have contributed to waynealton.com over the years without even knowing it! The Previous Quotes page is all about wacky, hysterical, inappropriate and even beautiful statements that have been said by mostly those near and dear.