SEP  21 MON 

Today, Jezz came home with a mini-fridge for my room. He bought it for me from Lakeland. I'd been saying that I wanted one for a while now. How thoughtful. It's only to keep my milk in so now I don't have to buy those individual UHT portions anymore.

 SEP  16 WED 

Today, Jezz, Nik and I drove down to Brighton for the day. We had breakfast in a cafe on St. James's Street, did a bit of shopping, had ice cream, drink in The Dorset, doughnuts along the prom and a chicken and rice box meal at Leon in the evening. We had a good giggle playing with the Pooter Tooter.

 SEP  16 WED 

Check out the Yum Bubble Bums feature at the bottom of the Hm-ma-na page. I've been following a few of the cheeky Facebook groups including Gay Meat Feast and The Male Butt and my favourites are copied into this section: Yum Bubble Bums 2.

 AUG  29 WED 

Amanda came over and Jezz and I took her to Kingston. We shopped around John Lewis, Lakeland and stopped for some lunch at the food market stalls. Came home for tea and a doughnut. Nice day.

 AUG  19 WED 

Michele came round for the evening. We had Mr Merlin (meatloaf) for dinner with and an ice cream for dessert. We took her out in our new cars and had a catch up.

 AUG  18 TUE 

Jezz and I return to Brighton once again for another day out together. Chippie lunch, tea in The Dorset, stroll in The Lanes, he bought me a satchel, had an ice cream, finished at Bohemia with a cocktail.

 AUG  11 TUE 

My most perfect neice upgrades her old Land Rover and gets a Nissan Juke, same colour as Jezz's. I'm so pleased for her. Nik's wanting one now.

 AUG  9 SUN 

Finally, the Christmas present that Jezz bought me in 2018 I've managed to install, by myself in the new car; a front and rear dash cam. It's an excellent bit of kit, has an app on the phone to configure all settings and see live view and recorded captured movies.

 AUG  7 FRI 

I collected my new car today, the Toyota C-HR 2.0l Hybrid Automatic in nebula blue. It's a nice, nice car. It's loaded with so many features and functions including Apple CarPlay and for me, that's a first. Tap or click on the image for the Toyota C-HR page which displays more photos.

 AUG  3 MON 

Jezz paid the deposit on his new car on Wednesday 22 July and today, he collected it. It needed some love and affection and bringing upto a showroom condition. We said our goodbyes to his Mini Cooper Coupé and then, with the paperwork complete and money paid, we went for a long drive from Epsom to Caterham to Kingston, including the M25. It's a good car and has loads of spec. The Nissan Juke 2.0l Tekna, automatic and in pearlescent white.

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MY DADDY

12 November 1924 - 12 April 2008 "The biggest loss in my life that is, and always will be... my dear father. He continues to live on inside of me: with his laughter in my mind and his love in my heart. Broken and lost, I spend the never-ending task of picking up the pieces... and re-living some of my most cherished memories that have Dad in them." ~ Wayne

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