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Here's a collection of stories that Wayne has been able to use many a time as an amusing anecdote in a social surrounding.
example: Whilst driving in London, Wayne once gave way at a zebra crossing for The Who frontman legend and actor Roger Daltrey.
example: Whether you're driving or walking down the road when you hear a car horn, you always assume it's for you?
This page has all of the funeral books that Wayne has created over the years.
A coping strategy through moments of sheer grief or just pausing life for a quick rhyme.
Robert Welch Signature Knives Collection
Wayne has been collecting these particular set of kitchen knives since 2013. Take a look.
example: I'M NOT BEING RUDE BUT... - This line is always followed by something said that is highly offensive or rude.
Warning: this page of x-rated but very funny jokes may cause offence. Please keep in mind, that if you continue to this page and get offended... well then it's your own silly fault. TUT.
The jokes on this webpage are offensive. Please DO NOT read any further if you're remotely offended by rude and offensive jokes.
You Know You're Getting Old When...
example: When you bend over, you look for something else to do while you're down there.